Lohkie's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Zero Dragon Ep.1]

K...

I'm not sure why this made front page.

It's not necessarily bad... it's just not front page material.

There was a glitch mid flash that caused it to loop back on itself about a second or so.

The lip syncing was rather bad... The use of Lee's grinning faces was rather humorous at the random intervals, but other than that...

I think you need to find a niche in flash animation, because so far you're missing the mark totally, as this is a 2, 3 at best.

The seriousness of the flash combined with the lazy moral tone with a side of lack of anything substantitive really made this something leaving a lot to be desired.

[The Gayest Showdown]

ha

lol as stupid as this was, it was pretty much what I thought of ultimate showdown XD

[Pokemon PINBALL]

Only because of Log

This was crap...

Basic, dumbass flash... I've seen better from someone doing a tutorial...

However, you did use the Log song... and that's classic, so enjoy your 1 and do something better next time.

[Trichinosis]

It had to be said, and you wrote it on the sky.

I personally vote for this to be put on the front page permanently.

This is one of the most poetically and artistically genius criticisms of the global society right now.

I can't think of anything else to say, words cannot do this justice.

[Biography: Master Chief]

XD

FUCKING LOVE IT!

HAAHAHHAHAHHAHHA *gasps for air*

[part 2: synj vs horrid]

Definately Awesome!

This animation is really neat and I'm not sure how you could possibly poke it with criticism.

Fast paced, silly, magical action... last time I checked, that's almost always awesome.

[Charlie the Unicorn]

Can't... Stop... Laughing...

You, sir, are a genius.

This is the most annoying thing I've ever seen, yet I can't stop laughing. Whever technique you have that gives you inspiration... you could bottle it and sell it for millions!

SHUN! SHUN THE NON BLIEVER! SHUN! SHhhhhhhUN!

[Magical Trevor 3]

Everyone loves magical trever, doot doot dooty...

Weebl, I seriously have no idea where you come up with your shit... maybe it's just the European influence of something, but it's almost all hilarious and otherwise ingenius... <3 Trev ^_^

I don't think I even need to encourage you, you're gonna keep making these funny things... But just incase, please don't stop!

[There she is!!!]

Japanese Humor + Cutesy =

This!

Awesome and etc etc etc... I laughed and giggled the whole time.

Not much else can be said but 10!

Make more! :D

[Noodles on my Back]

Um... I can't say anything else but...

Roffles!

This is so hilarious XD

I love funny stuff.